The Wife That You May Have At Home ..

The different types of government may not necessarily apply to the woman ..since it is more masculine in nature ..

But more appropriate to use as a metaphor ..could be female animals ..
Animal in this context isn't for insolent or insulting connotation ...so please don't get it twisted ...it's just metaphoric ..trying to relate the human like nature or human like character of some female animals with some categories of some women ...

1 ..

The Ostrich Wife ..

This is the kind of woman who hates child birth ..she may claim she isn't ready to have a child because she is a career professional woman and pregnancy or child birth may disturb her dreams and aspirations ...unknown to her man ...she uses contraceptive secretly ...and even when she mistakenly got pregnant she aborts it secretly without the man knowing ...hence if u marry her kind u may never hear the cry of a baby in the house for many years ...

The Bible describes the Ostrich bird as one who is hardened against her children ...even when she lays her eggs ..she buries it in the hot sand ...not caring who may step on it and crush it ...she's not a lover of children ..

Job 39:13 Gavest thou the goodly wings unto the peacocks? or wings and feathers unto the ostrich?
Job 39:14 Which leaveth her eggs in the earth, and warmeth them in dust,
Job 39:15 And forgetteth that the foot may crush them, or that the wild beast may break them.
Job 39:16 She is hardened against her young ones, as though they were not hers: her labour is in vain without fear;
Job 39:17 Because God hath deprived her of wisdom, neither hath he imparted to her understanding.

2..

The Lioness Wife ..

A hunter ..a go getter ..a strategic woman ..her greatest desire is to see that her husband and children do not go hungry for one day ..no matter the situation in the country ...she will not sit at home ...she is too business inclined ...she may have a lazy husband who sits at home waiting for her ...No ...she isn't lazy ...and yes she always succeeds ...she's a warrior ..a family women ....she loves mixing with her own kind ...many women who are not like her who depend on men for their own survival ...often see her as being proud ...unfriendly .....not her fault ..it's just who she is ...a warrior ...a lioness to the core ..

3...The Peacock Wife ..

All she knows is fashion ....extravagant life style ...never misses parties ....when there are no parties ....she must hang out at drinking pepper soup joints with friends

she loves her space ...she hates to share her moments with people she considers boring ...she sees many as commoners ...she loves to flaunt it ...
Many accuse her telling her .....why wear this ? Don't u know u r a married woman ? She doesn't care ...peacocks love to spread their colorful wings ...and then scream very loud ...so anyone around will turn round and see the beauty of her multi colored wings ...and she will walk with the wings out spread ...colorful expecting many to bow to her
She is hated by many ...but loved by her kind of women ....she may not be wayward..she definitely loves her husband ..she cares for her children ...but she brings men troubles to her self and family with her self advertisement ...Many men who see her smell her perfume want a piece of her ...and she doesn't care ..but can't draw the line between her responsibility to her family and responsibility to worldliness ..

4 ..
The Duck Wife ...

A total family woman to the core ...she loves her family and children ...be it poor or rich u can never see her move alone ...all her children must be with her ....market ...church ...weddings...burial...cinemas....she and all her children only
u may never see her with her .
husband ...but her children are with her ...they are all she's got ...she has accepted the fact that she is a widow...though her husband is alive ..
When u go to the river side ..u will see that the only time a male duck is close to a female duck is mainly for sex and not fellowship ....but the female duck always walk on a straight line with all her children lined behind her ...she is also a silent fighter ...a strong church praying woman ...all she's got to her are her children..

5..

The Snake Wife ...

A destroyer of family values ...full of venom poison and very cunning...a tale bearer ..a woman of strange gossips ...she Is d one who will go to the wife of her husbands brothers and tell them things about her husbands mother ...then hatred will multiply ...disunity will ensue ...she says things up and down ...and funny aspect is that no one is able to even notice that she's the snake under the green grass ....she welcomes her mother in law lovingly ..shows her love and yet destroys her behind ...she really does not love her husband she is just managing him ....she has kept all his brothers away from him ...so his money goes to no one ...
she is a woman with a handful of herbalists and fake prophets ...A pathetic liar ....

6 ...

The Dog woman ....

Violent unruly and uncultured ....only her husband can silence her and control her ...she is ready for a fight with any neighbor or relative .....yes she loves her husband and children ....but she is also a sex pervert ....she has committed her body to sex perversion from secondary school and all through university ..she has tasted many men hence ....her husband can't satisfy her ..she only pretends with him in bed as if he is good ....once he is out of sight ...alas! She's back to her numerous lovers ....a woman of secrecy ...a queen of the night ..but funny enough ....all her children are for her husband ..

7....The Piggy Wife

Very very dirty a woman ...body odour mouth odour armpit odour ...etc
When u enter her house a horrible smell hits and greets ur nose immediately .her house is dirty and unkept ...baby pampers here ....dining table untidy there ...unflushed toilet ..unwashed dishes ..
Before marriage she was looking slim and beautiful ...after marriage just one child birth only ...she blew up grew fat and never cared for her self again ...her plaited her has serious under growth ..rough and untidy ...her dressing is off the hook always tying wrapper round her boobs and naked under the wrapper always ...even when guests are around ...when u come close to her u can smell the staunch of breast milk allover her due to her baby breast feeding ...
She loves her husband and children ...she loves sex a lot ..but with her husband only ...she doesn't sleep around
atimes her husband is selfish and ok with her ...only a selfish man can live with such woman because he knows no man may desire her so let her be like that ..no one will share her with him ..she's all his ...but then when he is fed up with her he has a cleaner babe always waiting for him outside

8...

The Ant Wife ...

Very very hard working ...she thinks of the future ....very financially prudent ...a powerful home manager ....poverty can never catch up with her and her home ..she doesn't depend on her husband for anything ...she is a powerful team player with her husband and children. They may not have much ...but when she and her husband and children dress in public u think they are millionaires ...they can never beg ...they are never hungry ....even her husband knows she's the power house of the family ...if she leaves him ...he is finished ...and he knows it ...not that he is lazy ...No....he has a good job ..he too provides for the home ...but he knows ...there is something mystical...about her ...something divine ... wedding dresses for pregnant women

9...
The Chameleon Wife ...

She's is perfect ...too clean ...too neat ...loved by her inlaws....loved by many ....when u see her husband and children you use the family for prayer point ....you just love her .....but her children do not belong to her husband and he doesn't know it ...yet she is strategic ...no foot prints ...she is colorful so u don't know and notice her flaws ....hardworking ....polite...respectful..a sacrificial giver ..only a prayerful guest will know she is fake ...a color changer ...a god daughter to herbalists

10...

The Eagle Wife .....

She is like a brand new crispy dollar note ...sweet looking corporate women ..often dressed in skirt suits and trouser suits .....like an eagle she soars ...u can see the glory ...a goal getter ...she can bring water out of the rock ..for her office and her home and friends ....
the winds of change can't stop her ...in fact challenges are oxygen to her .....she is a warrior ...an Amazon....it's her kind that lives in luxurious house with luxurious car ...she carries her husband and family along in all that she does ....she is respected allover ....her inlaws love and respect her ....she as a captain of industry with it has a lovely non controversial marriage ...a true feminist she is ...A soaring Eagle...

As a wife are you a feminist or you just hate men?

Fakulujo Ayo Adekunle